I’m not sure about the rest of you, but growing up I wasn’t exactly the best behaved kid.  I was constantly fooling around and getting spanked or owned by my parents.  Even if I didn’t get into mischief, I somehow just had this aura that was causing things around me to go sour (that’s according to my parents mind you).  Anyways what I am about to share with you is a story that my cousin Don and I both went through.  I, too thought it was going to give me superpowers since the jar had a golden lid and a picture of the tiger was on the side of it with strange writing (chinese writing by the way which I found out at a later age).  Anyways without further a do a flashback from my cousin Don:

I was quite the troublemaker. Doing anything in any form for the sake of entertainment. One day I found a strange yet conspicous container called tiger balm in my parents garage and remembered how the Chinese people would use it on everything to make them feel better, it was like a miracle cure for anything. For some reason I thought it was a brilliant idea to apply some to my schlong.
I ran inside the bathroom and locked the door to apply the tiger balm in hopes that this magical ingredient will somehow give me penis superpowers or something like that. Well that plan backfired when I started to get this really intense burning sensation on my wang…it was hot like fiyaaah, it smelled like burning cock…ok well not that bad but holy smokes did it burn. I was confused, I ran out and cried to my aunt but dare not tell her the real reason, instead I told her I was scared of ghosts. After the confusion cleared up, I immediately went to take a cold shower and furiously scrubbed myself. Tiger balm…never again!

So, after reading that folks, what’s your most stupidest thing you’ve done as a kid???

Tiger Balm