Self Maintenance
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It’s funny how one blog post can cause a chain reaction and simply inspire others to write about things that are close to you. I am referring to Mooiness’s blog on masturbation which can be found here and also Steph’s post that started it off. To top it off do you realise how much slang exists for the term masturbation?? I mean seriously check this link out and it’s a thesaurus for one just simple word.
While we’re talking about masturbation, I am not exactly prepared to talk about how often I do a self maintenance since that’s private stuff and I am sure friends, family and general visitors don’t need to know that. A bit embarassing and awkward if I was to encounter someone I know talking about how often they make their purple headed warrior vomit (forgive me for being graphic).Â
I remember back in high school, I knew a Polish guy who’s name was Stephan and it was while we were walkinghome that he blurted out that he masturbated about twice a day and wanted to know if I did to. I was a shy guy growing up in school and talking about masturbation back then, I deemed was just way too much. To top it off I’ve always been a visual person and if you talk to me about anything, I’ve already got the picture in my head. So you can imagine my horror picturing Stephan in my head doing his bout of self maintenance (PUKE).
But what happens to masturbation though when you actually have a partner and go through a relationship. Does your ability to arouse yourself decrease or still remain the same or better yet, you raise up the bar and just go for gold? Which brings me to ask this question; is masturbating while you are going out with someone like cheating on them?Â
Since after all I know a lot of people who have in relationships but don’t exactly bring up the topic of masturbation and how often they do it. So it’s like a discreet matter and almost like two timing you can say. You are pleasing yourself and doing it without the other’s knowledge.Â
Of course talking about it and being open does make for a healthy sexual relationship. Especially when you have visual aid to stimulate each other and can carry on the act of phone sex or cyber sex.Â
Anyways to conclude this topic, I’ll leave with a funny skit from Wanda Sykes from the Chris Rock Show and Dave Chappelle’s skit.
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If it’s a healthy relationship as you’ve said, masturbation is ok and accepted. It might even help in finding out what each other likes. Unless you’ve been brought up to believe masturbation is evil or dirty.
And great clips!
I know heaps of people who are in relationships and regularly violate themselves! But then, I know some very strange people
You are too funny. In telling a story that I would find so embarressing you still find the words to do it so eloquently. Funny as it is, I enjoy reading them. Even a topic that would have me turn red I can’t say that I was reluctant to finish!
You know mooiness, the funny thing is I know people who consider sex and masturbation down right dirty and discusting. It’s a shame I know and they’re missing out on the best things that are free in our lifetime.
Steph: You live in a wild city can’t blame you
Uyen: anytime ^^