I am beginning to find a new thrill in reading emails.  No longer are the regular emails giving me the daily joys that I need, instead I have resorted in going through my spam or junk email folder and finding a world that I never knew existed.  The wonderful world of spam is where it’s at and rather then hearing from your peers, family and friends, instead it’s more interesting to hear what your friends in the world of spam have to say.

For example, opening up one email, one of my friends suggest that my penis is rather inadequate and it’s  time that I satisfy her by getting a bigger penis (touché).  To top it off, after having taken that suggestion, perhaps it’s also a good idea to enhance my sexual performance and Greg (another spam friend) has the goods that I need in the form of viagra pills.  If I’m not quite up to the challenge of taking viagra pills, then Stephanie has shown me the ways and has begged me to make my way to the filthiest web site which is full of webcam whores who will do anything at my request(real nice of her that Stephanie).

Having cleared out all those emails, I then get a Nigerian minister who is in the process of being exiled and would like to send his forture of $10 million to my savings account.  All that he  requires is my bank account details, my address and without any obligation he will split the money with me since I have been such a helpful person.

How could I have been so ignorant, after all these years of internet fun, I neglected all my spam friends and now must reply to them and see their responses.  I wonder if we can be budding email friends and start what I see will be a fruitful relationship.

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