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No one likes to be alone, in this world, maybe they’ll go through a phase of where they just want to have time off to themselves, but sooner or later, they’ll reconnect with the world and be in touch once more.  I can’t see myself walk down this road all alone, I need someone to share this journey with me.  What good is it, when you see the wonders of what life has in store for you and not being able to share it with someone you truly love most.  Hmm yeah it’s kinda late and this was one of my last thoughts, I’ll elaborate more tomorrow…..

Having lunch with my old co-workers every Thursday is always good.  Our conversations are always filled with wisdom and laughter, the company is great and to top it off the choices where we choose to eat is just as excellent.  However today Mr S, did make a groundbreaking comment that I never took note of.  He was saying that even though you have a girlfriend and may have been together for 3-5 years, it still means that you’re single, because you’re not married or anything and as far as the government is concerned, you’re still a single person.  I guess that’s why the marriage process helps to unify the two people together and that you can then tick the married status box.

I am beginning to find a new thrill in reading emails.  No longer are the regular emails giving me the daily joys that I need, instead I have resorted in going through my spam or junk email folder and finding a world that I never knew existed.  The wonderful world of spam is where it’s at and rather then hearing from your peers, family and friends, instead it’s more interesting to hear what your friends in the world of spam have to say.

For example, opening up one email, one of my friends suggest that my penis is rather inadequate and it’s  time that I satisfy her by getting a bigger penis (touché).  To top it off, after having taken that suggestion, perhaps it’s also a good idea to enhance my sexual performance and Greg (another spam friend) has the goods that I need in the form of viagra pills.  If I’m not quite up to the challenge of taking viagra pills, then Stephanie has shown me the ways and has begged me to make my way to the filthiest web site which is full of webcam whores who will do anything at my request(real nice of her that Stephanie).

Having cleared out all those emails, I then get a Nigerian minister who is in the process of being exiled and would like to send his forture of $10 million to my savings account.  All that he  requires is my bank account details, my address and without any obligation he will split the money with me since I have been such a helpful person.

How could I have been so ignorant, after all these years of internet fun, I neglected all my spam friends and now must reply to them and see their responses.  I wonder if we can be budding email friends and start what I see will be a fruitful relationship.

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Oh yessir!!  Special thanks to my lil’ sis and Allen for his damn good looks haha

Sometimes it’s just good to step out of the square that you live in and have a think about the many people in this world who possibly have it worst then you.  It’s always good to look on the bright side of life, but if you constantly like being in the world that you’re in then you should follow this man’s example (only for desperate measures =p).

Me: “Hey guys today is Jon’s birthday!”
Mr R: “No it’s not, it’s Stephanie’s birthday”
Me: “Oh forgive me, I forgot that people can’t have their birthdays with other people”

Seriously I have a co-worker, who sometimes comes in at the wrong moment or just gives his own speech on things which never seem to make sense. He has many a times come into a conversation when he’s not invited and as a result, puts himself out to hang.  So in dedication to his efforts, I wanted to dedicated this comic piece from http://biggercheese.com/ which fits this scenario very well. 

I work in an environment which is mainly dominated by males, and of course heading into the future, more females are popping up just as much.  But currently where I work (an IT company), we only have like 5 females to the 20 males in our company.  So there’ll be times that I go out with the fellas to grab lunch or just grab a quick snack, whatever helps us to cure our food cravings really.  Being in a group of guys and walking so closely there’ll be times that we’re all bunched up together and then it happens.  Yes that thing that no heterosexual man will acknowledge and the golden rule is that no one talks about it (just like Fight Club). 

What I am talking about is how when guys accidentally touch or brush their hands against each other and just get that creepy feeling.  I do it so many times and without a doubt when it happens, it’s just a sensation that I am not use to and already feel quite weird.  The funny thing is no man will just come out and say “Hey did we just touch hands”, and apologises etc, cause of course typical men are just homophobes and really don’t like that sort of thing.  Even tonight when my teammates and I were doing duty for basketball, I had my hand on the table and my teammate was writing something on the score sheet.  Then accidentally as he went to put his hand down, he brushed his hand on top of mine and both at the same time with reflex action quickly moved away as if to act that nothing happened.  We didn’t look at each other or say anything but just carried on normally.  I have no doubt that other men have encoutered this and would agree.  In conclusion, my golden rule is that no one should speak about the accidental touches nor even make eye contact, for it would get too far freaky for both victims, can I get an amen on that?

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I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I’m tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed
I’mma put you to bed, bed, bed
Then I’ma rock your body
Turn you over
Love is war
I’m your soldier
Touching you like it’s our first time
I’mma put you to bed, bed, bed
I’ma put you to bed, bed, bed

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